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Just a thank you to all you posters who give me good clean jokes, I send a video every morning from work for my 10 year old daughter so she can start her day with a groan and a chuckle. Much love to you all!!

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1. How did the pepper make the other pepper blush?

He asked her on a datil!

2. At the bar yesterday evening, my friend was talking about how he had to scramble to file his taxes on time this week.

I laughed and told him, "No stress for me: I did my taxes back in 2024!"

3. I asked my friend why he quit his job drilling mines.

He said it was boring.

4. I tried to buy the United States of America, and I got a great deal.

It's a free country.

5. Did you hear about the thief's who fell in the wet cement?

They were harden criminals.

6. A widow is sitting at her husband's funeral

A man asks her: "mind if I say a word?". "No, of course not", the woman answers. The man stands, clears hos throat says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"

7. A widow is sitting at her husband's funeral

A man asks her: "mind if I say a word?". "No, of course not", the woman answers. The man stands, clears hos throat says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"

8. I drove a Japanese car for the first time in my life last week.

When I turned on the radio, I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

9. I wanted to write a novel very quickly, so after finding a good idea, I started writing nights and days for a whole week without a break. When I showed it to my teacher she didn't like it.

Apparently, a novel with just the three words nights and days was not good enough.

10. Authorities recently captured a man who was storing narcotics inside a sculpture.

That was a huge drug bust.

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